- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Major League Soccer

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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