- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

your no better than a cockroach

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A praying mantis is very graceful

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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