- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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