What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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you see theres this guy.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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