- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What do u call a cripple Biv

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

u know whats a crime? rape

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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