- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Alchohol.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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