- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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