why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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