- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

knock knock whos there? nobody

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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