- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A: Knock Knock B: 7

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

I read the terms of service.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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