- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

what do you call a black guy african american

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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