- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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