- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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