Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

PENIS lol

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

Niall Horan

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Worms don't like apples.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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