- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

there once was a black man who played basketball

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Flowers are colors Love me

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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