- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

civil rights

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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