- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Balls

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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