- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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