What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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