What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

united we sit, cause we're fat

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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