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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Long joke Your such a downey

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

your mom was so fat that she died.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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