- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Equal rights!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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