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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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