Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Waffles ate my grandma

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What fires shots? A gun

Make me famous

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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