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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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