What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Charlie Sheen

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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