- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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