- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Robin, get in the car, please.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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