- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

the power to turn magnetism into light

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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