- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka