What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Gay republicans

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Caolan and Eamon

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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