- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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