Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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