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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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