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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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