- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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