Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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i dont fisish anythi

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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