- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Cheese

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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