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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

hi michael

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

hi michael

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

my penis

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

hi michael

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name