"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Black people.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

woman's rights

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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