whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

The truth is he loves her!!

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

A van drives into a car.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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