- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

here's a joke... the american education society

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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