Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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