1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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