chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Balls

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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