A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Communism hehe xd

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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