How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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