On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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