A pope meets another one

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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