Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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