- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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