- Anti Joke

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Anti Joke

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