- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

A guy walks into a bar

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

You know what's natural? Bears.

A man goes to the potty.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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