- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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