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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

the midget went to the midget store

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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