- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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