How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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The Big Band Theory

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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