- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Everybody will die

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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