- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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