I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Black People

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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WILLYS

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Anti Joke

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