Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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This is a joke.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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