- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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