What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Barack Obama is a good president.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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