- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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