Llamaworm

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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the bible

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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A blind man watches TV

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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