What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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stinky boner

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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