asians have slitted eyes lol

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Turkeys are obese

LOL

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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