why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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