What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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