- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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