- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

knock knock who's there? faith

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

anti jokes are for fags

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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