- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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