what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

I had friends on the Death Star.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Waffles ate my grandma

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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