- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Knock Knock.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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