What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Brain fart

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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