- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Pickles are moist.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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