what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

It's all Taggart

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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