Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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