did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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