Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What's 1+1? 69.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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