- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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