- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

The Princess is in another castle

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I enjoy Popcorn

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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